|And then there’s Lord Danny McDougall. With a fist full of foolishness and his one-of-a-kind, cure-all philosophy. You see Danny believes that no matter what happens in this crazy thing we call life, if you’ll only take what happened today and compare it with what happened yesterday, you’ll agree without a doubt - - it’s the same thing, only different. This philosophy is only good for a laugh and perhaps a swift kick where it will hurt but in the worst of times this is often the best thing. |
It’s the same thing only different
It’s the same in every way
From the second you arrive you’re gone away
Like a woman to a man
is like the honey to the bee
It’s the same thing only different naturally
Well I worked for Mr. Magic once
moppin’ floors and pumpin’ gasoline
He said I’ll tell you somethin’ son
You can use my phone, use my knife
but if you touch my tools you’ve touched my wife
I think you know exactly what I mean!
Now Sally was a bingo babe
Could not stop herself even if she tried
They even brought the preacher
and he said, "Let us pray."
She said, "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
hell is just the same as heaven,
one day it’s just BING, GO in the sky!"
Well I love my Jenny Jezebel
She taught me everything I know
I said, "Can we kiss?", she said, "What the hell,
you can use your lips, trade some gum,
either way this kissin’s fun,
either way your gonna get that crazy glow!"
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