Peter White. Available NOWHERE . . . it’s for the best . . . you don’t want this . . . prolonged exposure to the music of Peter White may produce a reflective state of mind . . . run now you fool! Ctrl alt del! Ctrl alt del! Ctrl alt del! • Peter White. Don’t be fooled by cheap imitations . . . actually, all we have are cheap imitations, we live in “Roman” age after all . . . beauty has been broken forever by reflectivity. Oh well, at least the price of technology continues to go down . . . • WARNING! If the music on this website makes contact with your ears, flush immediately with soapy water and odd time signatures. • Peter White. I’m lovin’ it! But then again, what is it to love? Can you really love music as much as a cheeseburger? a french fry? a delicious carbonated beverage? Please, for once, let’s be serious. • Peter White. Take one song daily for relief of existential angst and nihilistic tendencies. For more effective results, dialectically interiorize each dosage. Do not exceed the recommended dosage of Peter White music unless you want more. May cause illusionary feelings of utopian happiness and/or dogsbody blackmood and/or indifference and/or pain on urination. Use this music without caution and never at the recommended time. • Peter White! Register now! Become identical with Peter White! Be as Peter White without side effects or consequences! Why settle for a sheep named Dolly when you could be . . . Peter White! Void where human beings exist. Do not register more than once. Actually, do not register. Really, there is no registry. It’s a joke. Look, just take off eh? • Blessed are those with good taste for they shall avoid this website completely. I mean, really, the peterwhitearchive is the lowest form of creative expression ever devised, full of musical half-truths and wholesale poetical lies! Anyone with a sliver of sense would have gone elsewhere by now. Why are you still here? Do you really want to expose your ears to this toxic cremation of history’s remains? I mean, 30 000 odd years of human consciousness to reach this? Do yourself a favor and click your BACK button into the safety of something, anything but the nefarious sounds that lurk in the peterwhitearchive. Save yourself! It’s not too late! • Accolade: Did you know that Peter White was named honourary musical ambassador to the planet Pluto just before it was demoted to an object? • Accolade: Peter White has twice been nominated “Songwriter of the Year”, by a group of small children and their pets. He lost out to a stuffed animal named “Colon Cleanse” but, for a moment, it was really close. • Accolade: Peter White was the 2006 Obscuranta Festival’s Grand Prize Winner, voted eight times in a row “Most Likely to Remain Obscure”. Obscuranta is an imaginary festival whose judges are known to be corrupt and whose participants are rumoured to be fish without scruples.